Halo around sun means debt forgiveness
People of Miami, Fla., saw a halo around the sun today that caused many to wonder whether the end of the world was near.

'One guy said, 'It's Armageddon,' '' said Sydelle Engel, a customer at the Flashback Diner in Hallandale Beach, a place that suddenly emptied as word spread and people flocked outside. ``Another guy said, 'Good, I don't have to pay my bills.' ''

At the Flashback Diner? Yeah, Acid Flashback Diner! However, the world still turns, and the calendar still flips, so my guess is that the electric company still wants a check.

Readers should be aware, however, of other important biblical precepts for personal management:

Volcano eruptions give you three extra days to return a Blockbuster videotape.

Tsunamis excuse you from wearing clean underwear the day they hit.

Blue moons allow you to sing syrupy romantic songs without having old shoes thrown at you.

Solar eclipses anytime in October give you one more night of Halloween.

Planetary alignments give you a free date with Lara Croft at the nearest Chuck E Cheese's.