These are too funny to pass up
According to
Best of the Web Today, here are some signatories of the "Not In Our Name" peitition:
Mike L. Angelo, "artist, ceiling specialist"
Ben Arnold, "war veteran, friend of peace through compromise"
Bie Tmai Arze
Jack Asse
Jack Assis, "Another Lefty"
Ivan Awfulitch
Seymour Buttes, "Taranto Society"
Madonna Cantsingh
Oliver Clozoff, "Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists"
I.P. Freylie
Kilacomie Furchrist
Ikant Belib Issnautbuttar, "Denier of All Things Obvious"
To which I might add the following names:
Mike Easter, seat cushion tester
Candace Guy, downsizing specialist
Imelda Czechs, Accounts Payable Administrator
Carmine Dioxide, Air-Quality Monitor
Ulanda U. Lucky, Air Traffic Controller
Will Price Randomly, Airline Reservation Manager
Rush Inuit, Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor
Bud Uronner, Legal Appeals Specialist
Stu Earley, Appointment Secretary
Phyllis Steen, Art Critic
Luciano Pavearoadi, Asphalt Contractor
Lois Steem, Assertiveness Training Coach
Kurt Reply, Assistant Customer Care Representive
Hugo Gurll, Assistant Director of Moral Support
Kent C. Detrees, Assistant Director of Strategic Planning
Joaquin D'Planque, Assistant Disciplinarian
Lisa Carr, Automotive Fleet Manager
Orson Buggy, Amish Transportation Coordinator
James Bondo, Auto-Body Expert
Dr. Denton Fender, Automotive Medical Researcher
Megan Model, Automotive Registrar
Frieda Gogh, Bail Bond Provider
Tilda Plierslip, Bolt Tightener
Hadley Newham , Boston Funeral Director
Hugo First, Bunji Jumping Instructor
Euripedes Ibreakayourlegs, Bar Bouncer
Barbara Seville, Opera Critic
Alan Greasepan, Chairman, Federal Lubrication Board
Art Majors, Liberal Arts Unemployment Counselor
Wayne Back, Chief of Stadium Seating
Yasir Itsaflat, Chief of Tire Technology
Bea Ferrone, Children's Menu Adviser
Amos Muhmahmi, Children's Sleepover Coordinator
Ophelia Paine, Compassion Coordinator
C. Colin Backslash, Computer Hardware Specialist
Dustin Dubree, Construction Manager
Cody Pendant, Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Program
Pat Pending, Copyright Attorney
Hugh Lyon Sack, Al Qaeda Spokesperson
Ivana Michelin, Director of Firestone Tire Recalls
Nomar Winter, Global Warming Researcher
Len Scapon, Director of Photography
I ripped off all of these from the
Car Talk web site, featuring two of the funniest guys on radio. There are dozens more examples there.